Spastic Endeavors follows the evolution of humans into another life form. A circle, perhaps? Or something more sinister? A lilyogram? Triquadofone? Rectungular Outgrowth? All will be revealed by album's end. Make sure you are well, strapped in!

Purveyors of the vinyl of the Wild Man and the Captain will no doubt recognize the floating temperament without further ado.

Unfinished Music, indeed! Complete as you will, or pair it with your favorite food or beverage. Note: results may vary.

Technical notes: Prepared using a Samsung Victory using the existing equipment and then processed using Audacity.

Mr. Spastic had appeared in such productions as Controlled Bleeding, the Moodsetters, and lots of other nonsense.