Hi, this is your long-lost Cousin Floyd writing you to invite you to join me and my friends for musical pig-picking that you're sure to enjoy. Remember that time we stayed up all night at your mommas' house listening to the radio? Well, I sure do. Hell, I never even liked music until then. Those songs changed my life. The words; saying what I was thinking. The music; getting stuck in my head like Uncle Phils' F-150 down by Reedy Creek. I got my first guitar that Christmas and I'm still jamming.Why don't you come on over this Friday night. We're going too be cranking up our amps and making some noise. I'd love to see you there.

Sincerely,
Cousin Floyd